From Petting to Fucking

September 4, 2009

I am really fascinated by the fact that here in Europe people only need 39 minutes from Petting to Fucking… XD

seriously, I think these German speakers are really cool!!! 🙂

more Infos can be found @ Wikipedia:

More Infos about Petting

More Infos about Fucking

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If I would have a child, it would for sure write something like this…

August 13, 2009

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I know, I know… this piece of sh… is old and old and everybody got this per e-mail 1,000,000 times…

Buuuut… I need to say: if I would have a kid, I would be sooooooooooooo proud of my child for writing something like that:

Plan to take over the world

PS: of course this piece of paper was inspired on the 80’s… hmmmm… what would be the contemporary version? Instead of Liberachi, “Marilyn Manson”? Instead of Michael Jackson Robbie Williams? Or Maybe Britney Spears?  😛